Show Rundown: March 10, 2010

The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant is here, plus Gary gets a new uniform

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Today on the Stern Show: Howard explains how he and the staff were criticizing obesity, not "Precious" actress Gabby Sidibe; King of All Blacks calls in and he still isn't happy about his son's dark penis; Gary's new techno beaver work uniform is pretty sweet; Eric the Midget flips out about some internet stuff; plus the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant is finally here - which girl will win $75,000?