Miss Howard Stern Is Confused

March 2, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard played a clip of Andrea, Miss Howard Stern, calling Will to complain about the show’s planned Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.

Andrea was crying in the clip and just a barely understandable: “It was my birthday yesterday. And none of you called me…I’ve never said anything bad about Howard or Gary as much as I want to kick his ass…I don’t like the idea of this contest.”

Howard said Andrea misunderstood the pageant’s concept–it does not conflict with her title: “First of all it’s not the Miss Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant. It’s the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. But she’s just hearing [the] ‘miss.'”

Andrea also made a vague threat (“I’m writing a book and I’m gonna get away with it.”) that led Howard to laugh: “She’s like Castro. She thinks she’s the dictator for life.”

Robin had a hard time understanding Andrea’s ranting as well: “Is she speaking English?”