Staff Bathroom Priveleges Revised

Howard announces only three people will have unfettered access to the restroom that was recently traumatized by a Phantom Pooper

March 25, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Gary told Howard that the Phantom Pooper had led him to install a keycard lock on the door and to withhold bathroom privileges from anyone not on the office staff with three exceptions: Beth O, SiriusXM CEO Mel Karmazin and Howard’s agent, Don Buchwald.

Gary said he’d even taken away Sirius XM VP Scott Greenstein’s access: “He doesn’t know yet.”

Howard thought Gary made the right move: “Scott does not have a job where he’s on the air in our little compound.”

Gary also had a new rule: “If anyone is caught using their keycard to let someone else in, their privileges will be revoked.”