Pete Rose Will Win Every Game, Bang Every Day
Pete Rose said he hoped to be reinstated, as he would love to return to coaching. He confidently addressed the MLB team owners: "But don't call me unless you wanna draw a lot of people and win."
Howard thought Kiana Kim would draw fans of her own--especially after they see her Playboy pictorial.
Kiana said she had enjoyed the shoot: "They do it in a way where they slowly take your clothes off."
Kiana also told the crew that Pete was quite virile for a 69-year-old man, as they have sex every day: "Every day we see each other. But we don't see each other every day."
DiMaggio's Giant Bat
Before he left, Pete told the crew a story about visiting the troops in Vietnam with fellow MLB great Joe DiMaggio. Joe--known for his meticulous hygiene--insisted on showering in the jungle, a process that required Pete to stand over him and pour water down a bamboo shoot.
Pete said he got clear view: "And the best way to describe Joe DiMaggio is a penis with a man hanging from it."
Pete began riffing, saying it was the biggest penis he'd ever seen: "He's quite a man. He is the Yankee Clipper...if I would've had a camera-phone I would've taken a picture with it. You could've signed Carl Yastrzemski on it. It's why [Marilyn Monroe] only spent 260 days with him."