Howard Has a Hat Problem

Ralph Cirella has trouble acquiring headwear from John Varvatos' collection

Howard said he'd wanted any of at least four hats from John Varvatos' collection, but Ralph couldn't procure even one of them: "It's like he's retired."

Ralph called in to say the problem was Howard's hat size: "They didn't have any for your big fat you want me to bring you something that doesn't fit you?"

Howard became belligerent: "Yes!"