King of All Blacks called in to complain that his son's penis was too black: "His penis is black. Like darker than me. And he's light-skinned."
Howard and Robin recalled the time when Eddie the Produce Guy (who is Hispanic) showed off his unusually-dark penis, leading King to say he was more afraid of having a gay son than a too-black one.
King later confessed that he'd tried to scrub off some of the black: "I started bustin' it down with a toothbrush."