The 'Fart on Sal's Wife' Game
Howard said the guys had come up with a great trivia game starring Sal and his wife Christine: for every question Sal gets right, Christine gets a designer pocketbook, but for every question he blows, Christine has to take a fart in the face courtesy Will the Farter.
Sal said she'd turned it down: "She said, 'It's tempting for the pocketbooks, but I won't do that to humiliate myself.'"
Sal said they'd also tossed around the idea of playing the game with his mom, but he'd decided Christine was a better fit: "My mom didn't put me through 10 years of hell and shoot me in the ass with a paintball gun."
'She'd Blow Hitler Before She'd Blow Me'
Howard asked Sal if he and Christine had reconnected sexually, but Sal said they hadn't slept together since "probably three weeks from now."
Sal said he didn't mind: "It's really ok. I'm really not uptight about it anymore."
Howard wondered if Christine ever gave him oral anymore, so Sal laughed: "Oh no blowjobs. Forget about it. She'd blow Hitler before she'd blow me."
Howard thought the couple was headed toward a divorce, but Sal resisted the idea. "I hope not."
Sal said he planned to work through everything--even Christine's '143' fling: "That was pretty heavy stuff but I'm also a man who loves his children and believes in trying to keep my family together."
Howard compared Christine's 'emotional' cheating to Tiger Woods and Sal just laughed.