Gary the Retard Wants a Woman

Gary the Retard called in to say he wanted come visit the show, and Howard promised him a trip out soon: "Maybe you can have gay sex on the air."

Gary seemed confused at first ("Gay sex?"), eventually coming around: "I don't want a man! I wanna woman!"

Howard repeated that Gary would be flown out soon, but Gary had his doubts: "Soon, huh?"

Gary (Dell'Abate) said he would call him to work out the details today: "If I don't call you in an hour, don't get upset."