Show Rundown: April 13, 2010
HowardTV’s Budget-Busting Trip
Tila Tequila Talks Early Sexual Experiences, Ex-Boyfriends, and More
Gary Dell’Abate and Jeff the Drunk Aren’t Impressed by Tila Tequila
The High Pitch Erik Game
Gary the Retard Wants a Woman
Gary the Retard Wants a Woman
April 13, 2010

Gary the Retard called in to say he wanted come visit the show, and Howard promised him a trip out soon: “Maybe you can have gay sex on the air.”
Gary seemed confused at first (“Gay sex?”), eventually coming around: “I don’t want a man! I wanna woman!”
Howard repeated that Gary would be flown out soon, but Gary had his doubts: “Soon, huh?”
Gary (Dell’Abate) said he would call him to work out the details today: “If I don’t call you in an hour, don’t get upset.”