Spanish Porn Star Lupe Fuentes Comes In

April 15, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Introducing Lupe Fuentes

Will started to usher 4′ 9″, 77 lb. porn star Lupe Fuentes into the studio, but Howard took one look and stopped him: “You sure she’s of age? I don’t want to go to jail.”

Will said he’d made sure: “I checked her ID.” Lupe piped up: “I am so nervous…you are so dirty.”

Howard loved Lupe’s broken English and asked her to introduce herself, so she obliged: “My name is Lupe Fuentes and I here for have fun.”

So Young Looking That Her Fans Might be Pedos

Howard continued to question Lupe about her age, so she thought for a second: “Uh, I am 20 years.” Howard wasn’t convinced: “I’m going end up in jail! I know it!”

Photo: The Howard Stern Show
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Lupe said she’d had her first lesbian experience “with my best friend, Miss Spain. She is crazy. I kiss everything. Her vagina, her tits. She have big tits. I love big tits.”

Howard wondered if Lupeliked to dance, so Fred cued up some music and Lupe shimmied around, shouting: “I love dance! Woo! I love party!”