Spanish Porn Star Lupe Fuentes Comes In

Introducing Lupe Fuentes

Will started to usher 4' 9", 77 lb. porn star Lupe Fuentes into the studio, but Howard took one look and stopped him: "You sure she's of age? I don't want to go to jail."

Will said he'd made sure: "I checked her ID." Lupe piped up: "I am so nervous...you are so dirty."

Howard loved Lupe's broken English and asked her to introduce herself, so she obliged: "My name is Lupe Fuentes and I here for have fun."

So Young Looking That Her Fans Might be Pedos

Howard continued to question Lupe about her age, so she thought for a second: "Uh, I am 20 years." Howard wasn't convinced: "I'm going end up in jail! I know it!"

Lupe said her age had actually been the subject of a criminal case in Puerto Rico--a man found with one of her DVD's in his possession was accused of being a pedophile, so she flew from Spain to testify on his behalf: "I said, 'I am 20.'"

Lupe said the trial was really graphic: "They showed me my videos--sucking and f'ing. I was like, 'What are you doing?' There were so many people there...They show my videos like it was a porno party." Lupe bragged that her testimony had exonerated the man: "In that moment? In that day? They set him free."

On Her Vagina and Her Parents

Lupe told the crew she was very proud of her vagina: "It's small and soft and so tight. Like a virgin."

Later, in reference to her best-selling 'Fleshlight,' Lupe added: "My pussy is like a machine." [Ed.: Machine was pronounced Scarface-style: 'mut-cheen.'] L

upe also said her parents had come to terms with her XXX lifestyle: "They don't like so much, you know, what I do, but they love me."

Getting Down With Miss Spain

Lupe said she'd had her first lesbian experience "with my best friend, Miss Spain. She is crazy. I kiss everything. Her vagina, her tits. She have big tits. I love big tits."

Howard wondered if Lupeliked to dance, so Fred cued up some music and Lupe shimmied around, shouting: "I love dance! Woo! I love party!"