The King of All Blacks' Will

King of All Blacks called in to say he recently demanded his wife sign an agreement saying she'd lose their house if she remarried after his death: "Because I don't want her to be with anyone after I die."

Robin was disturbed: "That woman must be a saint to married to a silly man like you."

Howard agreed with Robin, telling King: "You're such am f'ing asshole. First of all, you're going to be dead. Secondly, the woman's got your children. She's going to need a place to live. And number three, if she falls in love and marries a guy, how terrific for her! Her life's not going to be lonely."