Howard wondered which staffers would win head-to-head intelligence tests, saying that J.D. probably wouldn't fare well.
JD came in to say he'd recently beaten Will on an online IQ test, so Will followed him in to claim he was hungover: "Stop bragging about that, turd."
Howard had a dark horse favorite: "I think Sal would beat Richard. He might even beat Scott DePace."
Robin bet Howard $1000 that Jason could beat Scott DePace and another $500 that JD would beat DePace.
Howard bet Gary $500 that Sal would beat Richard--a bet even Sal thought might be a mistake: "[Richard] has an eccentric way of thinking, which is certainly to his advantage."
Gary later said he'd bet that he--personally--could beat Ralph in a head-to-head match-up.
Howard promised that everyone would be tested soon and all bets would be settled on-air.