The Gary the Retard Game

May 10, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard gave a caller the chance to play The Gary the Retard Game, explaining that Gary had been asked to complete 5 phrases–if the caller can correctly guess 3 times whether or not Gary can get them right he wins the cash prize.

The phrases, followed by the caller’s prediction and Gary’s answers:

Better safe than _____. No. “Better safe than sorry.” Every dog has its ___. No. “Ups and downs.” Go ahead, make my ___. No. “Go ahead, make my day.” It’s no use crying over spilt ____. No. “Coffee or pop.” Easy come, easy __. Yes. “Easy come, easy go.”