Howard said he also had a great time at Jimmy Kimmel's party and enjoyed visiting with the celebrity guests: "There were no assholes there."
At Robin's behest, he went over the guest list: Ben Stiller, Rick Rubin ("He lost a hundred fifty pounds...he was the world's fattest vegan.") Stamos, Ryan Philippe, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, Courtney Cox and David Arquette, Mark McGrath, Natalie Maines and Adrian Pasdar, Jillian Barbarie and Tom Arnold.
John Stamos Is a Bummer
Howard said he'd grabbed a guitar and started a jam session in Jimmy's 'music room,' but John Stamos ruined it: "Stamos was getting way too upset that the band wasn't good."
Howard laughed that Stamos got so heated over the lackluster jam, he almost came to blows with Mark McGrath: "He was angry that he was the best musician there...I thought there was going to be a spat, a fight."
Johnny Knoxville Is a Hollywood Hillbilly
Howard said he even took a sip of some moonshine Johnny Knoxville was passing around ("This was made in some dirty hillbilly's basement with his feet.") because Courtney Cox and Demi Moore goaded him into it: "They were saying to me, 'C'mon Pussy! Drink it!'"
Howard didn't think Knoxville looked any younger, referencing Johnny's broken penis: "That'll age a guy. I mean, when you get your dick broken, everything goes downhill."
The Party Was a Rager
Howard said the party started at 6 but he'd stuck around till well-past 11 (which was 2am for him): "It was really like being the Pope...you would've thought I was Suri Cruise or something. Or Britney Spears."
His one faux pas wasn't even that bad--at one point, he approached Jeff Probst and his girlfriend and awkwardly asked if they'd said 'I love you' to each other yet: "It's not like I asked them if they'd had anal yet."
Robin asked about Molly, Jimmy's girlfriend, so Howard revealed that they seemed to be cohabitating--or at least thinking about it: "I think that's in discussion from what I understand? I saw the closet. Her clothes are pretty much thrown up in there. It's pretty much a done deal. I predict they'll get married and have kids. I don't know. Jimmy seems pretty much in love."