A musician named Dion Roy stopped by with his guitar player, Pete, to perform one of his songs on the air--with a catch:
Howard would only let him sing while Will the Farter farts in his face.
Dion said he wasn't too scared: "We're on the road a lot and some of those hotel rooms can smell pretty bad anyway."
Howard then introduced a bottomless Will the Farter as "the greatest farter who ever lived."
Will the Farter Is 'Brutal Master'
Will told the crew he was currently making ends meet working at NightFlirt--a gay advice line: "They want advice or they want me to play out their fantasy."
Howard told Dion that he shouldn't be surprised: "He's into a lot of gay stuff."
Will said the callers can be interesting: "One time, this one guy, he called me up and said he was attracted to his stepfather...honestly it's really repulsive sometimes."
Will continued that the most amazing part of the story was the call he got from the step-father the next day thanking him for hooking the two up!
Will said his NightFlirt handle was 'Brutal Master,' as he specializes in verbally abusing the callers: "They like to be called a faggot or they like to be cash-raped."
Gary explained that 'cash-raped' referred to the exorbitant cost of calling NightFlirt and read a positive review from one of Will's most frequent customers: "He's cocky and mean and perfect. He knows how to put a faggot in his place."
'It Was Like Broccoli'
Dion then sang into a microphone strapped to Will's ass: "Oh dear god it smells...I can't concentrate, man."
After a fart-peppered tune, Dion complained that Will was indeed a brutal master: "It was like broccoli."
Will admitted that his dinner last night did include broccoli au gratin. Will then demonstrated some of his latest tricks, including unfurling a party blower and shooting out a blast of confetti with his talented rectum.