Howard gave a caller named Will the chance to play The Gary the Retard Game, explaining that Gary had been asked a series of fill-in-the-blank questions--if Will can predict whether or not Gary can answer correctly, he wins the cash prize.
Will bet against Gary every time.
The questions, followed by Gary's answers:
When it rains it _____. "When it rains it pours!" (wrong)
Don't look a gift horse in the _____. [Gary's answer was unintelligible.] (right)
All good things must come to an ___. "All good things must come to an end." (wrong)
Beauty is in the eye of the ________. "Beauty is--is--is in the eye of the woman." (right)
Eat, drink and be _____. "Be smart." (right)