Beth O stopped by to promote 'Oh My Dog,' her new reference book for dog owners, and told Howard she gave serious thought to pranking the office: "Honey, I just used the [staff] bathroom. I was going to put fake poo all over...[but] I was so paranoid about leaving."
Howard confessed that he was nervous himself: "I'm feeling a lot of pressure with this interview because the book is important to Beth and I would prefer all our fans go buy it."
Beth was blunt about the book's inception ("I'm a celebrity wife so I got offered a book deal.") but said she was honestly interested in animal care, noting that she's even developed a toothbrush that can help lengthen the life of your dog.
It's called The Pawfect Smile--a dental 'pen' filled with peanut butter or vanilla-flavored toothpaste: "It's been proven that it can prolong your dog's life. Periodontal disease can wreak havoc on vital organs--their heart, their lungs."
Excited for David Letterman
Beth said she was going to appear on Letterman Thursday night: "I'm very nervous about Letterman. I worked there, but I've never had a conversation with him."
Beth explained: "I think we weren't supposed to go out of our way to bother him? I think that was made clear...it was the most professional atmosphere. I've--I mean, I lived--I worked in Europe for 4 years, I've modeled all over New York City, I can't [cite] a more professional atmosphere than the David Letterman show. So when all of that stuff came out it was baffling to me because I don't see him that way."
Howard asked if she would have gone out with Dave back in the day, and Beth thought about it: "If he was not married? I have to say I probably would. Yeah! If he asked me out?"
Howard was crestfallen: "It's disappointing to me that you'd go out with David Letterman. If you want to go out with David Letterman, go ahead."
Beth laughed it off: "Honey. I'm so madly in love with you."
Beth then begged Howard to accompany her to the show: "I think people will be more excited if you're there...it's because of you that I even--I'm known to have--love for animals, that I wrote a book, that I'm on Letterman. You're a part of the whole thing."