A Glaring Inconsistency

May 5, 2010

After Michelle left, Howard said he found several inconsistencies in her story–but the one that stuck out the most? Jesse James’ ability to have sex with her 4 times a night.

Howard doubted he was ever capable of such a feat: “Maybe. I’m thinking of a chick I was–you know when I was on my mad tear for 10 minutes–a famous, gorgeous woman. As pretty as they come. We’re in my bed. We’re both high as a kite. She blows me. She could’ve hung around and I could’ve banged her after that. And I’m telling you, this was a blowjob from heaven.”

Howard continued: “Once I came I went, ‘Oh my god.’ I got the poison out. And I have to tell you, I don’t like this person. Yeah. I have nothing to say–I’ve got to get out of this. So I said, ‘Oh, you know, I gotta work. I gotta get to work tomorrow.’ I think we were off the next day. It didn’t matter…and then I remember a couple days later, I–I got in touch with her because I wanted it again. You know, time had built up and I was like, ‘Wow, the sex was amazing.’ I mean I was, fantasizing about it. But come on. To sit there with someone you can’t stand for four times in a row two times a week? That’s a tremendously needy guy. He’s looking for something there.”