Bigfoot came down from "Amont" to judge this year's Next Top Wack Packer contest, as he'd won last year's, and told the crew his pink pants were part of a suit--and not "ajamas."
Bigfoot went on to complain that trouble follows him wherever he goes: he was recently maced after refusing to give a cigarette to some teenager and got a seatbelt ticket on the way to the show.
Bigfoot claimed he couldn't figure out why he got hassled so much.
Bigfoot also had a problem understanding why the state was always trying to institutionalize him, speculating that it was over his "gas problems"--he burps, coughs, sneezes and farts a lot--or the state of Vermont's desire to control his money.
Bigfoot later explained that he accumulated said assets by selling cigarettes for 35 - 50 cents a pop: "It depends how much I hate them."