The Iron Sheik stopped by and told the crew he'd once been escorted off a flight when it landed: "They serve me only one drink and I ask for second drink...he was a gay and, like you say, he was a scare. I am Iranian."
Howard played the Sheik a clip in which Hulk Hogan said it had been a "known fact" that the Sheik had the smallest penis in the WWF, but the Sheik didn't react--as he usually does--with a flurry of expletives.
The Sheik's manager came in to say he'd first noticed a change in the Sheik the other day: "It was the first time in 20 years he got into my car and didn't ask me for a beer."
The Sheik explained that his wife had been giving him pills since his most recent operation--and their subsequent reconciliation: "It's pain medication...everything is OK now. I live in the living room."
Introducing the Medicated Sheik
The Sheik said he no longer had a problem with anyone—not even Hulk Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge or Israel. Howard turned to the Sheik's manager: "You write me the name of the stuff he's on. We'll make a fortune." A caller pretending to be Randy Savage managed to rile the Sheik up a little ("F' you. You're a f'ing piece of garbage...you can go suck my 10 inch cock.") but Howard could tell the Sheik's heart wasn't in it: "I'll f' people in ass for you!"