Eric the Midget called in to deny reports that he'd contacted ABC executive Robert Mills to ask about managing the career of 'Rated R,' a wrestler-turned-contestant on 'The Bachelor.' Eric said he'd called Robert to ask "if there were any new things that he could help me get," and it was Robert who suggested he manage 'Rated R.'
Under questioning, Eric admitted that he'd also asked Robert for tickets to the MLB All-Star Game. Eric said he resented Gary for not flying him out to the NYC for an upcoming bit (Gary explained that the money wasn't there, especially since Eric refuses to fly alone/unaccompanied), as he'd hoped to see Diana DeGarmo in the soon-to-be-defunct Broadway production of 'Hair.'
Eric said the show would be touring the country, but Howard thought his dream girl would clam up at the Sacramento show: "I bet that's the night Diana DeGarmo would option to wear her clothing."