The Reality of Reality TV

Howard listened to David Hasselhoff plug his new reality show starring his 'Hoffspring': "That's his offspring. It's all Hoff. It's very calculated. Sounds awful."

Howard said his own reality show would be one episode long: "I'd just want to hang myself...they could watch the blood drain out of my head."

Howard laughed that reality shows were all about taking people out of their realities: "My reality is doing nothing!"

The plot is always the dad saying: "Hey, let's go do something stupid!"

Howard said he wanted remember Bruce Jenner as a great athlete: "Now he's sitting there with those Kardashians...they're bossing him around and treating him like an asshole."

Howard openly sympathized: "That poor guy."