Jason--the guy most had picked to win--beat Richard by only one point. Howard told Jason he shouldn't be upset by the number (118) but that his rival had bested him: "Jason, you're not smarter than Scott DePace."
Scott was laughing his ass off: "I'm so happy!"
Jason was crushed: "Oh no. I'm not upset by the number...I wanted to win. I really did."
Howard asked if Jason would up his anti-depressant dosage to deal with the loss, but Jason said his doctor wouldn't allow it: "I can't! I'm already maxed out."
Jason said he stood no chance at being competitive in any other staff contest: "This is it. There can't be another contest I could win. I came in second in the weight loss contest, I came in second in the trivia contest yesterday."
Howard empathized: "I feel so bad for Jason, I'm going to have a hairy back contest."