Howard decided to have a consolation contest, 'Almost-Retard Vs. Retard Bowling,' for the lowest IQ scorers, with one top-scoring exception: "Can't we let Jason bowl too? He wants to win something."
Sal jumped at the chance to top Wendy's best score--she claims to be able to bowl a legitimate/bumper-less 150: "I'll bowl left-handed and beat her ass."
When Wendy called in to defend her claim, Sal laughed that it was impossible: "You shove tomatoes up your ass and eat it!" Wendy's argument? "At least I have a hobby!"