Steve Grillo stopped by to say he was angry with Ralph for 'stealing' his friend John Stamos.
Grillo said his friendship with Stamos started when he was working at a nightclub--after hearing Grillo was a Stern show intern, Stamos befriended him: "He kind of like warmed up to me and started spilling his guts."
But these days, Stamos only hangs with Ralph--Grillo hasn't seen Stamos for 5 or 6 years: "I know Ralph. Like a little gremlin, he was in [Stamos'] head like, 'You don't wanna hang out with an intern.'"
Howard asked if Steve really felt like Ralph had 'stolen' Stamos, and Steve nodded: "Absolutely. There's no doubt about it."
Ralph came in to address Steve's story: "I don't know where to start with this moron...you're f'ing nuts. You're so delusional--about anything."
Ralph turned to Grillo in an attempt to cut through said delusion: "Do you believe me when I tell you that I didn't [steal Stamos]?"
Grillo thought back to the last time he saw Stamos: "I was rollerblading down 5th Avenue and I bumped into him." Howard thought Steve's rollerblades were no match for Ralph's vampire-like ability to 'glamour' his victims: "Ralph is the king of schmooze."
Steve lashed out, saying Ralph was obsessed with fame: "Ralph turned his back on me once I left the show...that hurt me probably more than anything else."
Ralph said part of Grillo's problem was how much of a 'bummer' he became after he left his internship, a sentiment Ralph claimed that Robin had also voiced in private/off-air conversations. Robin exploded: "Ralph, I can't believe you. I had nothing to do with this!"
Ralph laughed off Robin's denial, promising Steve that he'd never intervened: "There was never a time when I went up to Stamos and said…you just never came up."
During the course of their argument, Grillo revealed that he and Ralph had once been involved in a threesome together: "Things went down. Everybody's clothes were off...I got freaked out and slept in Gange's room."
Ralph claimed he passed out long while Grillo was going down on the girl--and woke hours later to discover Grillo was still at it: "Grillo was eating this girl out for 6 months." Grill admitted he'd started work while "she had a mouthful," but Ralph wasn't sure if that was accurate. Ralph said much of the tryst was hazy, as the room--and their brains--was clouded with smoke.
Grillo insisted that he wasn't the last to finish his work: "I know you ended up having sex with her in my bed that night because I changed my sheets." Ralph laughed: "I might've been banging her."