An Intern Grabbed Howard’s Ass

August 19, 2010

Howard learned that Denelle, one of the departing interns, claimed to have grabbed his ass during a picture they’d taken together, but he doubted it had actually happened: “I don’t really think she had her hand on my ass, quite frankly. I don’t even remember.”

Howard hoped his ass hadn’t felt flabby, so Denelle came in to explain: “It wasn’t! It was a little bit bony.”

Denelle said posing for a photo with Howard was a once-in-a-lifetime moment: “I can’t let this opportunity go by…I wouldn’t have minded if you grabbed mine, either.

Robin thought Denelle should be so lucky: “He won’t even give me his sperm!”

Denelle was willing to settle: “Can I have your sperm?”

Howard laughed that she could not–but wondered why he didn’t feel the grope: “I want to know what’s wrong with me. I didn’t even know it.”