PORN STAR RAVEN ALEXIS
Porn star Raven Alexis stopped by for the ceremonial 123rd Sybian ride and said it was just another notch in her porn belt: "I haven't done anal [on film] yet, but I'm ready to do it in the future." Raven said she'd already crossed a lot of things off her bucket list, including mile-high sex--with a (female) flight attendant: "I ate her out and she ate me out...I love doing it in public."
Raven told the crew she loved to dress up for sex, at costume parties and at costume sex parties: "I have a Star Trek thing so I love wearing my Star Trek uniform." Raven added that she's also married with two kids--a fact that shocked Howard: "Two kids? 23-years-old? Holy mackerel." David began to get impatient, wondering aloud how far they should push the 123rd Sybian ride: "Maybe we can turn it up so high her vagina explodes."
MILLIONS OF ORGASMS SERVED
Howard welcomed Sybian inventor, Dave Lampert to the studio and thanked him for all he'd given to the show: "You're like the Orville Redenbacher of sex machines."
Dave said he'd invented the Sybian after bedding generations of dancers: "I was a dance instructor for 35 years...I found out that most of them weren't having orgasms very often." Howard asked if any of Dave's partner's had been married, and Dave nodded: "Most...the majority of women are not satisfied in their sexual relationship."
Dave said the dancers hadn't been able to orgasm "to the degree that I think they should be able to," so he went about inventing and producing the Sybian. Unfortunately, he was never able to secure a patent for his work: "Somewhere back in the 1700s in France there was some writings about using machines to have orgasms and I was denied my patent because of that." But he has sold tens of thousands of Sybians: "By my standards, I'm rich...we've always made money and we've always had an increase in our annual sales. I'm sure we are responsible for tens of millions of orgasms."BEST. SYBIAN. RIDE. EVER.
Dave told Howard that he wanted to demonstrate how the Sybian should be used when couples use at home. Dave then had Gange use a power drill to disassemble the Sybian, claiming it was set up all wrong. Dave removed the Sybian from the make-shift base and placed it on the floor, showing the crew how "most people" used the device at home. The 79 year old Sybian inventor then had Raven sit on the Sybian while he sat on a stool facing her, talking to her softly, with one hand on the controls and the other on her ass. David was weirded out: "Call me crazy, Howard, but it's ruining the visual. This is so creepy!"
Raven was more than vocal during her ride, repeatedly climaxing with near-primal screams. Dave insisted she wasn't finished and had her go again, whispering in her ear: "F' me, Raven. F' me...let it all go out. Get that poison out of your system, Raven." Afterward, Raven reported that she'd climaxed "probably about 15 or 20" times. Howard thought they'd all seen something new, leading Robin to laugh: "Yeah we did. We saw a crazy old man working the Sybian."