An Update on Richard Christy

Richard Christy came in to show off his new bikini-ready body, explaining that he was "doing a lot of working out in the gym and running like 6 or 7 miles a day."

Richard also took the opportunity to deny reports that he'd given up porn--he's still a big fan of 'rope shooting' specialist, porn star Peter North. To demonstrate his devotion, Richard described the trip he and some of his friends once made to meet Peter at an appearance with porn star Jenna Jameson: "We didn't give a shit about Jenna, yeah. We got a picture with Peter and everything."

Richard said Peter was hawking a line of supplements that (supposedly) helped you 'shoot rope' loads just like Peter: "It looked like a vitamin store in front of him." Richard claimed he knew better: "I heard that his ['rope'] secret is eating tons of celery. Like, he'll eat 20 stalks of celery before a movie."

Richard and Lisa's Facial Conditions

Richard reported that, while he used to masturbate as many as 7 times a night, he now only pumps off once a week: "You ever get so worked up masturbating that you jizz all over your own face?"

Howard said he did not--and commended women who willingly submit to the act: "I've got to hand it to you girls." Asked if she'd allow a man to finish on her face, Lisa G had one condition--that he be a plastic surgeon.