Howard explained and Lupe nodded: "I like her. She is hot."
Howard noted that Lupe was originally invited back to the show so Sybian inventor Dave Lambert could administer one of his creepily-guided Sybian rides, but Dave (an 80-plus-year-old man) broke his hip after falling from a horse.
Lupe was unsympathetic: "He is scared of me. He doesn't have balls...how can he fall from a hooker?" Howard laughed: "Not a hooker--a horse!"
Howard thought Lupe's body was looking "tighter than ever," so she credited her hour-a-day running regimen, adding that she's often chased by on-lookers: "They chase me! Yes. They try to--yeah. I say, 'No. I'm running.'"
Lupe said she was once running with a friend and pulled ahead: "Some Mexican guys from the park? They thought he was chasing me...and then we just f'ed." Lupe said f'ing outdoors was fun but uncomfortable: "When you lay down in the grass, everything start itching."
Little Lupe Bangs a Fatty
Lupe said she recently began hooking up with a fat girl--which is not usually her preference: "I never go for personality."
Both Lupe and her fiancé, Biohazard frontman-turned-porn star Evan Seinfeld, hooked up with the girl: "We f'ed her. We f' the shit out of her." Lupe admitted she didn't understand why she was attracted: "Like, so fat...I liked it. I don't understand myself. I am completely shocked. And the worst part is I keep doing it. I can't get enough of the fat one!"
Even Seinfeld Moves On
Evan Seinfeld then came in to say life was much better with Lupe than his ex, porn star Tera Patrick: "She became very asexual."
Evan said he'd anticipated a swinging sex life when he married Tera: "That's what I thought the deal was. But she was really trying to just get me alone so she could complain to me."
Evan didn't miss her at all: "There was a lot of drama. That girl is a handful."
Evan and Lupe to Marry Soon
Evan and Lupe then announced they were planning to marry within the next couple of months. Lupe planned to wear white: "I was thinking to make it bikini wedding!"
Howard asked Lupe if she planned to convert to Judaism, but Lupe misunderstood: "Jewish make good husband." Evan credited Lupe with his renewed health and happiness: "[She's] why I look younger and feel great."
Lupe nodded: "Because he has young pussy. It's true." Lupe detailed why she'd make a great wife: "I bring home girls. I cook. I take care of my dogs. I look hot and I work out. I don't complain."
Evan said Lupe's 4'9" 78 lb-frame kept things interesting, showing the crew a "piggyfront," a means of carrying her "on the street."
Howard was disturbed: "You hold her like a baby!"
Evan shrugged: "Yeah but I'm caressing her buttcheeks."