Gary-as-'Howard Stern' then introduced the first girl, Maryia, who said she hadn't been in the US very long: "I'm here for two month."
To make ends meet, she's been working as a hostess in a Manhattan restaurant: "I like it so much. It's really interesting."
Benjy, her first speed-date, spoke to her in a really low--almost inaudible--tone: "You know why you're here today?"
Toward the end of his 90 seconds, Benjy tried out some Russian phrases he had written down, but Maryia seemed confused: "That's Russian?"
The Black Cloud Enjoys Life
A suit-clad Scott 'The Engineer' was the second speed-dater: "Good morning. How ya doin? So, uh, what brings you here today?" Scott's game was lacking: "Have you seen the sights around our great city?" And his questions focused on alcohol and clubbing: "You like to drink? Dance? I love vodka. It's really great. It goes down really smooth." Hilariously, Scott tried to paint his interests in a 'good-time' light: "Music. I like to dance. I like to party. Have a good time. That's what it's all about. Enjoy[ing] life."
JD Wants to Know 'Does She Like It'
JD was Maryia's third date: "How long have you been in the United States? How do you like it so far? You like it?"
JD continued to repeat himself ("What do you look for in a guy? What do you like in a guy?"), but Maryia played along, saying she liked to be treated with respect. JD misunderstood: "Affectionate or whatever? You want gifts?" Maryia laughed: "Yes. Like every girl."
Howard Stern Is 'Scott D'
Maryia's fourth date, Howard-as-'Scott D' kept it casual: "Good to see you. Your name is Maryia? When did you come to America?"
'Scott D' commended Maryia on her initiative: "I would think it would be really overwhelming to come to America and not be able to speak the language...you came right over and found a job. I think that's amazing...I could never go to Russia and all of a sudden get a job and start a whole new life."
Before his time was up, 'Scott D' was sure to leave things open romantically: "By the way, I think you're beautiful."
Ronnie Mund Is Up Last
Ronnie the Limo Driver was Maryia's final speed-date. Ronnie's game was aggressive--he moved his chair closer to Maryia and grabbed her hand: "You're very pretty. How long you been in the United States?"
But his game had little substance: "What do you like to do? You like to hang out?"
As time was running out, Ronnie asked some loaded questions: "You mind going out with older guys? You like fast cars?"