The Greatest Sex Tape That Never Was

January 13, 2011
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Ron said he did have a dark side (“Uh, I have witnessed, uh, a–a nude porn.”), revealing that he’d been inspired by the success of ‘Deep Throat’ and ‘Behind the Green Door’ back when he was a struggling filmmaker: “It seriously flashed through my mind! One time only. ‘Opie Gets Laid.’ How much money would I make? I was contemplating it. And I thought, ‘I’ll be a complete maverick’…[what a] trainwreck that that would’ve been.”