Even Porn Can Be Drepressing

Howard reported that, based on a recommendation from an unnamed friend of his, he watched some 'Back Room Casting Couch'-themed videos on YouPorn last night. And they bummed him out: "I'm sitting there rubbing my meat and getting depressed. I did finish off but it was completely depressing afterwards. I was like, 'Oh my God.' I mean, I know these girls are, you know, completely ill."

Howard planned to find videos with more uplifting themes: "I'm going to find bondage. Stuff like that."

Howard encouraged Robin to see if the videos were as real as they seemed: "Go on there--not to beat off, but as a scientific experiment."

Fred did a quick search and reported that the 'Back Room Casting Couch' videos featured "staged, scripted and fictional accounts of sexual relationships." Howard thanked him for the news: "Ah, shit. I fell for it. Now it is good. I don't feel so bad."