Howard announced that he'd like Jeff to meet 'Sally', a woman willing to submit to Jeff's sick fantasy, and Sal came in wearing a dress. Sal did his best to alleviated Jeff's doubts ("I'm all woman. I have a nice vagina. Look.") but Jeff had already caught sight of his facial hair: "I think Sally is a phoney-bologne. I'm all man. I know what a woman looks like. This must be the bearded lady or something." Sally laughed: "I'm Italian!"