Strict Rules for the Vomit Guy: No Scat, Only Puke

January 31, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jeff said he and a friend once hired a ‘domineetrix’ (Jeff’s pronunciation) who was willing to do what ever they asked–if she first got to shit on them: “She said that by shitting on us, that would get her in the right mood.”

Jeff said he wasn’t into scat play (“That’s not my scene.”) but found the act–and his friend, shit-covered and masturbating by his side–to be interesting: “I wasn’t upset. I was kind of entertained and curious.”

As Jeff told his sick tale of depravity, Howard noticed Robin was eating: “What are you eating?!” Robin said she’d tuned out: “I stopped listening.”

Howard was amazed, telling Jeff, “You picked the right fetish because you can make anybody throw up.” Jeff said he’d rather be in the dominant role next time: “I could be the vomit coach. I could be the one in control.”