Jeff the Drunk Has A Tumor

Early in the show, Jeff the Drunk called in to say he was having an emergency tumor removal: "I'm in a hospital bed as we speak...I'm getting a tumor removed on my back."

Howard couldn't believe Jeff has survived as long as he has: "It's unbelievable. This guy, he survives like a cockroach."

Robin recoiled at the thought: "It's almost like he's an alien. Things are popping out of him."

Jeff said his tumor wasn't cancerous--but he will have to have a catheter inserted before the procedure: "I don't want to think about it."