Beth's Summer (Non-)Affair

Howard addresses rumors that Beth has been hanging out with a polo player.

Early in the show, Howard said he got a Google News Alert had about an article on that claimed Beth had some kind of an affair with a famous polo player: "What this article is implying [is] that my wife has a very, very close relationship with Nacho Figueras. They 'summer' together and hang out. It is Platonic--but they're 'very close.' And I'm not included." Howard said he had no idea where the story came from: "My wife's met Nacho, I think, two times. When she went to a polo match and shook his hand." Robin compared the rumor to the oft-denied sexual resumes of Howard's guests, but Howard disagreed--those denials are lies--saying he and Beth are very happy: "Truth is, we barely leave the house."