JD came in to deny reports that he'd kindled a bromance with Will: "I don't know what they're watching. It's more like a big brother bullying me more than anything."
Will followed, laughing: "This guy has 50 pounds on me. I'm not bullying anybody."
After Howard wondered if JD was hard of hearing, Will went one further: "Maybe he's deaf. [And] that's why he talks that way."
Reports continued to come in about other bromances JD's been carrying on with Teddy and Jon Hein, so Howard presented him with a Sophie's Choice scenario: if he's on a life raft with his three closest bros and has to kill one, who goes first?
JD didn't even hesitate: "Will's dead first. I would save Teddy and Jon. Bye, Will."
Later asked to chose between Teddy and Jon, JD chose to off Teddy. Will looked at Jon and JD and pitied the poor raft: "That is one heavy boat."