JD’s Spoiler Alert

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard started the show complaining that JD had sent him an email this morning with the subject line “Spoiler Alert: David Arquette Kicked Off ‘Dancing with the Stars.'”

Howard thought the spoiler should’ve gone in the body of the email rather than the subject line, so JD came in to explain that he understood the phrase’s meaning quite well: “It means you want to stop someone from reading further.” He just didn’t think the news was that shocking: “If I thought it was a big deal, I would’ve taken more ‘Spoiler Alert’ precautions.”