Howard questioned why either man needed the match's prize money, so Joey said he was actually doing well customizing cars: "I work in a private shop. We do custom work."
Lou couldn't say the same: "I can't make a living anymore."
Jewish parents rarely hire a videographer for their son's Bah Mitzvah who can be seen naked on the Internet: "That sex tape ruined me."
Lou said his life with Amy was otherwise very happy: "We have three beautiful kids. She's a great mother."
Howard asked how and when Lou planned to tell their kids about mommy's crimes--and porn career--so Lou shrugged: "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."
Howard laughed: "Can you tape that?" Lou later said Amy still works as an exotic dancer--but doesn't do laps: "For no amount of money. She won't do any kind of private dance."