Brett Ratner called in to celebrate the success of "Tower Heist," thanking Howard for his support, and to clarify a story he'd told on Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show about him and Michael Jackson throwing water balloons at a homeless man.
"It wasn't like Michael was like, 'Let's go out and hit homeless people with balloons,'" Brett told Howard.
The director repeated his original story, pointing out that he'd specified the man was "like a homeless person", meaning, "It was probably a guy who was like a surfer or something."
Brett said he'd just wanted to tell a good story. "I was in the middle of an embellishment and I got carried away ... and I never want to defame Michael," he said.
Howard continued to press Brett on his infamous sex life, so Brett confessed, "Before I have sex with a girl, I do do one weird thing. I take them to the doctor and check them out."
For years, he's been using the pull-out method (after the girls return with his doctor's approval) until his doc also tested his sperm count, supposedly finding him to be ten times more potent than the average man.
"He said, 'If you breathe on a girl, she's going to get pregnant,'" Brett said of what his doctor told him. "So now, I'm only condoms."