Eric the Full Size Pain in the Ass

Eric the Midget called in to dispute a Howard100 News report about an epic series of emails he'd sent to the producers of "In Plain Sight": "Whatever Lisa G said, the piling on complaints or whatever or however she put it, I'm not doing that."

Howard knew different: "I read a letter. He wrote a long letter about how Johnny Fratto wasn't a good manager for him and how Johnny didn't do this or [that]...'In Plain Sight' doesn't care, Eric. They just want--they just thought it would be fun for you to come and do four lines."

Howard hoped Eric could cap his delusions and cooperate with the producers: "Eric is full size when it comes to being a pain the ass." But Eric insisted he was behaving normally: "I do not have any f***ing delusions at all."