After Robin reported that Sarah Palin was having problems selling her latest reality TV series, Howard pitched his own: "I would build a fake White House and tell her she's the President and then film that."
Every week, Sarah would be given a new challenge: ""Mrs. President, Martians are attacking. And werewolves in New Mexico. The people are demanding you tap-dance." Or: "Mrs. President, Trig blew up England."