Howard then turned to six listeners "Jenna, take those tits out and give everyone their Christmas gift."
The first listener, Steve, said he suffered from MS and hadn't been with a woman in quite some time: "It's been a while."
As he stood, he could only do so with help: "They steroid me up so I can walk around." But with Jenna's breasts in his hands, he felt rejuvenated: "Wow...I'll do a porno with ya."
Martin, a long-haul truck driver, said he'd come a long way: "I actually drove here, 23 hours from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be here this morning. With no sleep!"
Martin positioned himself behind Jenna, as Howard laughed: "You want her butt rubbing into your penis? Is that it?" Martin nodded ("I think it's very erotic.") and seemed to work a kind of magic on Jenna: "I'm getting a little wet!"