The Werewolves of Albuquerque

Asked why he'd requested protection from werewolves on set, Eric explained that Johnny Fratto had convinced him there were: "We Wikipedia'd that and there actually are legitimately werewolves in Albequerque."

John laughed that he had zero knowledge of any werewolf-related deaths in New Mexico: "Not to my knowledge but [that's] very difficult to put in writing because, obviously, they don't exist."

Howard thought Eric had finally made it: "He's a regular George Puny."

John, exhausted, asked if he could hang up: "Can I get back to running my show now?"