Richard Roeper called in with his Oscar predictions, but before he could get to them, Howard said he'd kill Richard so that he could have sex with his new girlfriend because she was so good looking.
Richard laughed: "There's nothing like an introduction like, 'I wanted to kill him and have sex with his girlfriend.'"
Howard continued so sing the girl's--and by proxy, Richard's--praises: "Who knew writing would pay off? With those dopey reviews?"
Richard played along: "You just have to watch the movies. You don't even have to be in them. Who knew?"