Howard dismissed Piers' provocation and turned his attention to Piers' smoking-hot publicist: "Are you sleeping with your publicist?"
Piers adamantly denied this, instead making an introduction: "Meghan, meet Howard. I think he's in love with you."
Howard asked Meghan what she thought of her boss: "Are you attracted to him physically?"
Meghan laughed: "Not really."
Piers took issue with Meghan's answer: "What?! You better rephrase that or you're my ex-publicist."
Howard pressed on: "Would you have sex with me before Piers?"
Meghan nodded: "Yes."
Piers, overwhelmed, was indignant: "Do not admit that ever again! You're fired! Get out!"