Beetlejuice on Politics, the Food Network and Sex with His Manager's Wife

Howard asked Beet what he thought of President Obama, so Beet fumed: "I'm [a] Black Puerto Rican but I ain't stupid. He's a piece of shit. He's garbage." Beet claime he'd voted--repeatedly--for George W. Bush: "I'd probably say, like, 3-4 times." Asked about the time he was filmed saying a dish served on the Food Network "smelled good," Beet explained: "You can't smell the TV but you can smell the roast and the chicken." Beet also said he frequently masturbates in front of his manager's wife: "I do it in front of his wife every day." He's also banged her: "A couple of times. He don't know...when she's cooking food, I does her."