Show Rundown: February 9, 2011
A-Rod to Supbowl Producers: Don’t Film Me
Sal’s Psych Profile: He Blames His Childhood for How He Is Now
Jim Breuer Says Jack Nicholson Thought He Was Stoned
Tabitha Stevens Offers to Lend a Hand
Tabitha Stevens Offers to Lend a Hand
Porn star's willing to help Jim Bruer's father with a delicate matter
Jim said he wanted to get his dad — an 88-year-old guy who often shits himself — laid, as his mom wasn’t putting out anymore: “She’s blind in one eye. She’s not only blind but it droops. She looks like an iguana.”
The old man’s even leveled with Jim: “I gotta get laid.”
When Jim asked if he thought he was still up to the task, his dad winked and whispered: “I still got a tongue.”
Howard wanted to help, so he got porn star Tabitha Stevens on the phone to see if she’d lend a hand…or some other body part.
Tabitha confirmed: “As long as he’s able and willing? Absolutely.”
Jim passed but thanked Tabitha: “I appreciate the offer.”
Howard asked how Tabitha would be able to shut out the fact that she’s banging an elderly man who shits himself, so Tabitha shrugged: “I don’t have to go to that dark place. I just go. I can just be there.”