Jim Breuer Once Seduced His Own Mother

Jim told Howard about the time he'd tested his mother's commitment to his dad by pretending--from a phone in the basement--to be an amorous neighbor: "I totally seduced her!"

But she balked when Jim tried to arrange a meet: "She was silent for a while and then she goes, 'Oh, I'm married.'"

When Jim came upstairs later, she was obviously shaken: "She goes, 'I just had a really crazy phone call.' And she's looking out the window, looking for the guy--to see where he lives."