Sal came into the studio to announce that his agent had booked him to audition for the new voice of the Aflac Duck - now that Gilbert Gottfried has been fired. Everyone laughed when Sal said he thought he had a good chance at that job since he's never said anything racist himself.
Sal then tried out one of his "black voices" for the duck. C
omedian/impressionist Craig Gass called in to say he was auditioning as well, adding that he was trying out a bunch of different duck voices, including a very good impression of Gilbert's duck based on the client's request.
Howard and Robin wondered why Aflac would want a new duck that sounded like the old duck if the old duck had to be fired for making bad jokes about the tragedy in Japan.
Rachel Butera, winner of the staff impression contest, also called in to say she had gotten the call to audition as well. While she was on the phone, Howard spoke to Tracey, Underdog Lady and Little Lupe.
Not wanting to be left out, Yucko the Clown called in with his own audition, but after yelling out every possible offensive term for Asians, no one thought he had much of a chance.