Howard reported that he had heard the recent Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump had been kind of lame, but some of the clips he'd listened to were funny.
Howard said there were certain performers who did bomb though, like Larry King and The Situation. Howard then played some clips of The Situation saying things like, "Lisa Lampanelli stuck my hand down her pants and I pulled out Larry King's teeth."
After playing a few more, Howard said he was done – but JD urged him to keep playing more as they got even worse. Howard pointed out how poor The Sitch's timing was and that even the few good jokes were so mangled they barely got any laughs.
Howard then read a few of the even worse jokes that Comedy Central had mercifully cut from the broadcast. Howard then played a few of the better lines from the night: Lisa Lampanelli: "Seth McFarlane is gayer than Ryan Seacrest's asshole."
"Larry King is great because at any time he could either have a stroke or shit his pants."
"Marilyn Manson is here, wait no that's Whitney Cummings, some people hate Whitney because she is good looking and thin, not me, I hate her because she's a c**t."
Larry King: "Oh look there's Lisa Lumpy Belly, Lisa is a shock comic but only if you look at her face." (Howard thought it was funny that Larry keeps laughing at his own jokes because it seemed that he was reading them for the first time.)
Whitney Cummings: "Thought the Jersey Shore cast was Mexican at first because they were so brown and always doing laundry."
"Donald Trump is rolling in dough, which means he knows what it's like to bang Lisa Lampanelli."